Twerking is not the answer

I just wanna start off by saying that I feel for Miley Cyrus. As someone who was engaged and subsequently publicly embarrassed at a very young age I can relate to wanting to feel anything but the sting of repeated "I told you sos". And as an avid follower of pop culture I can understand the pressure for a young singer/actress to distance themselves from their  Disney channel beginnings. If spring breakers taught us anything it's that there is no subtle way to chuck the duece to mickey and them. So when i saw the video of Miley trying her hardest to twerk on stage with Juicy J I got it. The combination of a public (and apparently messy) breakup and being placed in a creative box can be enough to make anybody lose their mind, let alone someone living under a microscope. However that is no excuse to become this week's running joke on  YouTube. Miley boo twerking is so NOT the answer! Take note of the mistakes of the Lindsays and Paris's before you when it comes to  the debauchery you're allowed as a member of the new and improved brat pack less is definitely more. Cameo in a video. Get wasted at Liv.Take another hit of that sticky stuff. Just please. Please! Do NOT get caught out there twerking for juicy J of all people. And if you absolutely must start dancing for some bands at least hit Ciara up for some dance lessons first.